Metaphor Week!! With two week left in the regular season there is still a lot of jockeying for playoff position. We are here to clarify things by putting them in terms any plugged in 20 or 30-something can understand. But who cares what we think – tell us what you think in the comments!


I waited all weekend for THIS drivel? The Green Lantern? What does that even MEAN??? I comprehended most of the other metaphors…but you were really stretching, man.
Fair point HBs, to be honest we thought that was the weakest one too. Care to help us out and suggest another?